You’re armed with all sorts of tools to help you survive – and keep your crazy offspring alive and well too. Yeah, not the kind of way you would prefer to spend your Friday night! Hardly dad of the year, but who cares?īut fear not, young padawan. You’re going to have to keep a close eye on them and make sure they don’t eat something that will turn them into a pile of ashes. It’s like they’re playing truth or dare with their digestive system. They want batteries, cleaning products, and anything else that could potentially kill them. It’s like they’re on a mission to make your life a living hell.Īnd let’s talk about the baby’s eating habits, shall we? They don’t want your boring old baby food, no sir. That little bugger is going to crawl into the oven or try to eat the cat. Want to leave the room for a second to grab a snack? Think again. The baby is everywhere, and they’re always getting into something they shouldn’t be. Prepare to plunge right into every parent’s nightmare! The game is like trying to take care of a greased-up banana on steroids. Do you think you can cope with that? Meet your baby – deal or kill! Because this little maniac will be trying to kill himself in every possible way! Your job as a dad is to keep him from doing it and hand it back to mom safely in the end of the day. What seemed to be like an easy thing to do is going to turn into the most daring quest in your life! Or rather, the baby’s. Who’s Your Daddy is a fun and crazy simulator of parenting where you play as a dad who needs to babysit his own kid while mom is at work.

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